ICanOnlyDreamInSepia

@YinYangSurfer

814 reputation
Male
United States
Member Since 2013

I can't dream in color, except for maybe one. It lets me know it happened in the past.
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Know Your Rights

You have the right to a throbbing boner. If you do not have a boner one will be appointed to you....
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Red And Yellow, Black And White. They're All Precious In His Sight

Matthew 15:22-26: A Canaanite woman from that vicinity came to him, crying out, "Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is suffering terribly from demon-possession." Jesus...
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Are Tennessee Lawmakers Retarded?

In case you haven't heard about the asinine legislation in which I'm referring to I will quickly give you a very basic understanding about what the law in question is meant to...
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I Think I'm Finally Starting To Really Understand This Place

They say that birds of a feather flock together. How true, and especially when it comes such a nest as this. I was right to characterize you as defective toys after all it seems. Each...
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I'm Jonesing For Some Jones Soda

I just walked all the way across town for a Jones Green Apple Soda. I love these things. It's the only carbonated drink I will indulge in these days. Otherwise I just drink water. I...
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Are Tennessee Lawmakers Retarded?

That's what we have abortion for you ignoramus.

Military School Isn't Terrible

I think somebody is having a patriotic hissy fit.

I'm Jonesing For Some Jones Soda

Well I do really enjoy TF2 but completely different reasons than I like GTA.

Well That Woke Me Up

So. Raped any children lately?
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