Terrible Sex Choises

You know the lame part? He lasted literally 5 seconds. At least we used a condom and I was on birth control. He was good with his hands though.

Rum And Wine

It was a sweet white wine and a special rum and the flavors actually went surprisingly well together.

Alcoholic In Waiting

I think this was taken a bit more seriously than I meant. It was more of a passing thought. But I guess I'm glad you liked it cynic; I am sure you have lots more great insight and I am eager to hear more of your brilliant input.