Ex Gf Messaged Me, Then I Did This

@cynic

I forwarded the messages, that should count for something right? meh, i'm counting it = )

The Ground Isn't

dude, I quit drinking and pot. I feel you on the anxiety.the next 21 days are going to suck. but I'm glad that after the habit hump, I'll be in recovery mode and I can focus on healing. Good to see some old faces on here

OMG, Poor Fellow

Good to see some familiar folks on here

We Want Peace

If you are white and live in Beverly Hills, you can get about 90% of this Utopia. You just won't get the ethnic poor strangers to hug everyday that ask you for money. #almostthere

Rum And Wine

I put whiskey in my wine and called it brandy.

Help Im Too High

drink a bunch of water, less than a gallon though, don't drown your cells, and get on the treadmill. eat a ton of carbs and protein, and take multivitamins, especially b-12. your heart rate is up unnaturally. Exercise helps, the food helps metabolize the drugs and gets out of your system faster.

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How To Get Your Ex Wife Back

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Stuff On Lunch

I would love to have a life where my only worry was about square footage. I think we all would.

Can we all pretend, for just one minute, that we all never made any bad decisions, nothing bad happened to us, we didn't do bad things to other people, and life is peachy.

So I Wanted To Meet People

Damn, I'll have what you're having

Hey Guys

some things are unforgivable my child

I HAD SEX WITH AN ELEPHANT Last Night

secret talk is on fire today with the funny stuff

Cynic Is Dead

this is funny to me

Vote For Me And Let America Burn!

it's gonna be uuuuge

I Really Can't Believe That There Is No

Was it a certain someone that made you want to move there

I'm Not A Very Cynical Person. Except When It Comes To Jews

sucks that you're not as valuable as they are.jealous

Fourth Reich To Unify All White People

I'm coming too, on your mom's face.