I Sucked A Big'un

A big black 'un. It was so big and black and shiny. It looked like the midnight sky. But the contents were so pearly white, like all the colors of the rainbow combined. It was...
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Call Me By My Own Name

I had hardcore intercourse with a peach. Not only did I get part of the pit stuck in my urethra, but after I was finished squirting inside of it, I set it down on the dresser by my...
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Nobody Respects Me For Sucking Dicks

I'm so sick of this. Now I know exactly how women feel. No one respects me for the service I provide to all men; sucking dicks. It's a "hard" job, but somebody's gotta do it. And if...
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I Sucked A Prick Last Night

Here's the twist: THE PRICK WAS MY OWN. That's right, I threw my legs over my shoulders and started sucking myself off. I couldn't believe it either. Finally, all my flexibility...
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I Like To Suck Penises

penises are my favorite. i like how they grow. it makes me feel like a magician. and then it spurts. its weird. but i like it....
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I Don't Wipe My Arse

I'm a conservationist, so I don't believe in paper products. I haven't wiped my arse since 2005. I sometimes stick twigs and berries up there in order to absorb the funk, but mostly I...
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I Stopped Sucking Dicks And I Went Into A Coma From Cumprivation

I need to suck 10-15 dicks a day in order to keep my Gay Card active. The other day I only sucked 8 dicks and I fainted due to semen deprivation. I woke up three days later...
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I'm Gay Because Nobody Loves Me

I used to be straight but nobody cared so now I'm gay because I like the attention. That's a legitimate secret....
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It's Hard Work Being Gay

I have to get up early and do my gay push-ups every day. Then I have to suck between 10-15 dicks a day in order to keep up my Vitamin D. Sometimes I only suck 12 dicks and I start...
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I'm F*****g Gay

I'm a f*****g f*g. So f**k off. I'm so f*****g angry! Being gay makes me mad. LOL! Just kidding, I'm gay. :)...
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I Am The Gayest Fagoot This Side Of The Mississip

I'm not really sure what to add to that. I need 20 words in order for it to be a "legitimate" secret. I'm gay. I suck dicks. They're yummy in my tummy. Is that 20...
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I'm A FuckingFaggot

I suck big black dickily wickilies. I love the taste. Yum yum! Like cocoa butter, but better. Black dicks have a favor to them akin to chocolato. That's what makes them the best. :)...
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I Suck 9 Dicks A Week

9 dicks a week keeps the penis doctor away lol i'm the funniest human being who ever lived on this piece of s**t planet -GayFag...
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I Like It When Men Take Big Sloppy Dumps All Over My Chest

I like it a lo...
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I'm Gay - And So Are You

And so is the world. Everyone is gay. Everyone sucks their own cucks. Everyone eats their own peats. Everyone. That's just the nature of the world. Be gay and be proud. -GayFag...
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