I'm Gay Because Nobody Loves Me

I used to be straight but nobody cared so now I'm gay because I like the attention. That's a legitimate secret....
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It's Hard Work Being Gay

I have to get up early and do my gay push-ups every day. Then I have to suck between 10-15 dicks a day in order to keep up my Vitamin D. Sometimes I only suck 12 dicks and I start...
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I'm F*****g Gay

I'm a f*****g f*g. So f**k off. I'm so f*****g angry! Being gay makes me mad. LOL! Just kidding, I'm gay. :)...
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I Am The Gayest Fagoot This Side Of The Mississip

I'm not really sure what to add to that. I need 20 words in order for it to be a "legitimate" secret. I'm gay. I suck dicks. They're yummy in my tummy. Is that 20...
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I'm A FuckingFaggot

I suck big black dickily wickilies. I love the taste. Yum yum! Like cocoa butter, but better. Black dicks have a favor to them akin to chocolato. That's what makes them the best. :)...
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I Suck 9 Dicks A Week

9 dicks a week keeps the penis doctor away lol i'm the funniest human being who ever lived on this piece of s**t planet -GayFag...
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I Like It When Men Take Big Sloppy Dumps All Over My Chest

I like it a lo...
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I'm Gay - And So Are You

And so is the world. Everyone is gay. Everyone sucks their own cucks. Everyone eats their own peats. Everyone. That's just the nature of the world. Be gay and be proud. -GayFag...
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