Member Since 2017
I suck phallic objects, including phalluses. Phallusi?
I'm Gay Because Nobody Loves Me
I used to be straight but nobody cared so now I'm gay because I like the attention. That's a legitimate secret....
It's Hard Work Being Gay
I have to get up early and do my gay push-ups every day. Then I have to suck between 10-15 dicks a day in order to keep up my Vitamin D. Sometimes I only suck 12 dicks and I start...
I'm F*****g Gay
I'm a f*****g f*g. So f**k off. I'm so f*****g angry! Being gay makes me mad. LOL! Just kidding, I'm gay. :)...
I Am The Gayest Fagoot This Side Of The Mississip
I'm not really sure what to add to that. I need 20 words in order for it to be a "legitimate" secret. I'm gay. I suck dicks. They're yummy in my tummy. Is that 20...
I'm A FuckingFaggot
I suck big black dickily wickilies. I love the taste. Yum yum! Like cocoa butter, but better. Black dicks have a favor to them akin to chocolato. That's what makes them the best. :)...
So I Have A Confession
I would suck your old, disgusting, decrepit c**k if it made me rich and famous.
I'm Gay - And So Are You
No shite, faggo.