Member Since 2017
I suck phallic objects, including phalluses. Phallusi?
I Sucked A Big'un
A big black 'un. It was so big and black and shiny. It looked like the midnight sky. But the contents were so pearly white, like all the colors of the rainbow combined. It was...
Call Me By My Own Name
I had hardcore intercourse with a peach. Not only did I get part of the pit stuck in my urethra, but after I was finished squirting inside of it, I set it down on the dresser by my...
Nobody Respects Me For Sucking Dicks
I'm so sick of this. Now I know exactly how women feel. No one respects me for the service I provide to all men; sucking dicks. It's a "hard" job, but somebody's gotta do it. And if...
I Sucked A Prick Last Night
Here's the twist: THE PRICK WAS MY OWN. That's right, I threw my legs over my shoulders and started sucking myself off. I couldn't believe it either. Finally, all my flexibility...
I Like To Suck Penises
penises are my favorite. i like how they grow. it makes me feel like a magician. and then it spurts. its weird. but i like it....
So I Have A Confession
I would suck your old, disgusting, decrepit c**k if it made me rich and famous.
I'm Gay - And So Are You
No shite, faggo.