Why Do I Love To Be Defecated Upon So Much?

It's all I think about, night and day. Someone taking a dump all over me. I want to feel the warmth of brown fluid washing over me and healing me of all my sins. I fantasize about it WAY too much for it to just be a passing fad. It f*****g turns me the f**k on.

What the f**k is wrong with me?
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anonymous user
Oh, I got plenty of a reaction from you. Thank you for defecating upon me. You and I co-exist in harmony.
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anonymous user
What's wrong with you? You're a complete failure at being a troll is what.

Let's be honest, if you can't even get a reaction for your pretending to have a scat fetish, we can be pretty sure that you won't ever be able to get positive attention from the people around you. So your chances of ever finding a woman (or man) to be with, long term, are exactly the same as you winning the lottery. (Which is probably the only way you will get anyone to stick around.)

Go do something useful for the people around you, and get your act together.

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