Okay so the bf goes down to see the gf..
Boy - hey
Girl - hey, I have something to tell you and I need you to listen
Boy - Sure.
Girl - I'm pregnant bbe, and it's urs.
Boy - oh well the funny thing is, I came down here to tell you that i'm dumping you
girl - Are you being FUCKING serious
boy - yeah, and erm..If you plan to have the baby you know my number and ill send you some money, but if you choose to loose the baby, don't contact me again..