When I was 9 years old, I had my first erection. I didn't know what to do. My penis was sticking straight up and it hurt. It wouldn't go down. It felt like I had to pee really badly but I stood at the toilet and nothing came out. It felt like it itched like crazy, but scratching didn't help. I did the only thing I could think: I told my mom about it.

She asked me to tell her what was wrong, so I showed her. Her eyes bulged out of her head. For a second, I was embarrassed. Then she regained her composure, smiled and said, "Sweetie, it's okay. There's nothing to be ashamed of." Before I could even realize what was going on, she popped my 9-year-old erection into her mouth. All I can remember is the pleasurable sensation washing all over my body. It felt like I had to pee REALLY REALLY HARD and I told my mom "I'm gonna pee!" but she didn't stop sucking it. I "peed" directly into her mouth and she didn't stop sucking until every last drop had been completely devoured. Afterwards, we went out and got ice cream.

I love my mom.

Happy Mother's Day!