Terrible Sex Choises

I decided I was going to move off to a new place where no one would know me. But before I decided to do so I made an ok cupid account. One that got me way too many messages. One of them stuck out though and we talked for a little. It was about that time I decided on moving though. I informed him of my plans and he insisted we meet at least once before I left. Because I was lonely I decided like a day before I left to go meet him. and that's how I had sex with a total stranger in the middle of the night in some ally.
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notnerdyenough
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow, you're just a barrel of laughs kiddo! I don't really check this site over the weekends, but I did tell you to do another funny one, and boy did you deliver!

Last time, you were debating whether to have a drink and tumble down the slippery slope of alcoholic destruction, this time you make having a consensual encounter into a "terrible, torrid, sordid depravity".


Next time you can tell us about the insurmountable Everest that may have destroyed the view in your back yard, and then admit that it's really just a mole hill and you are not sure what to do about it.



Or you can take a step back and realise that these are really just little things that hold no real shame or power over you. Your choice.
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Cynic
Eh. It's okay to do something just for the sake of having the experience. This could be a pretty funny story, if you ever chose to tell it that way.
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Dear
You know the lame part? He lasted literally 5 seconds. At least we used a condom and I was on birth control. He was good with his hands though.
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notnerdyenough