Splish, splash, I was masturbatin' in the bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
A rub dub, just jerkin' myself off in the tub
Thinkin' everythin' was alright
Well, I came all over myself
I put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door
And then a-splish, splash
I jumped back in the bath
Well, how was I to know
There was an orgy goin' on?
There was a-fickin' and afuckin'
Jerkin' with the gherkin'
Cummin' and a-squirtin'
Suckin' and afuckin', yeah, yeah!