That's NOT my secret.
My secret is that every single one of them told me to f**k off. One of them even told me to c*m into a potted plant. They don't even respect me enough to suck my d**k.
That's my embarrassing secret. I was one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, and I couldn't even get a f*****g blowjob.
I am ashamed.
I willingly resign from my company namesake.