Why? Because I'm a f****t and I like to suck big dicks? GAY PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO. I'm sorry I don't fit in your little "straight word" mold. I'm sorry I have secrets about SUCKING DICKS and you can't take it. Open your mind, man! Let yourself be free to all the possibilities that life has to offer.
P.S. I sucked a nine-inch ballsack last night. Now you have that image in your head. :)