Poke my eyes out with a pair of scissors!

Dude, I just walked on in my parents getting it on, on the kitchen table! Fuck me! Shit! My eyes hurt man! I ought to stick my eyes out right now! Yuck!
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anonymous user
Ick. Maybe wash the table with bleach or move out or something.
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Crxfmxhn
Lmao, man that sucks!
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