Nobody has or will
*.Saved person's lives.
*.Taught people that killing is wrong.
*.Taught that pedophilia is wrong.
*.Taught that zoophilia is wrong.
*.Taught that necrophilia is wrong.
*.Taught that raping is wrong
*.Taught that anything is wrong.
*.Brought joy to Secret Talk .
*.Shown members that eating right leads to staying healthy.
*.Has an easy and wonderful life.
*.Valued and took life seriously.
*.Taught manners to modertors.
*.Helped stop rapes.
*.Is still a virgin (hopefully).
*.Taught that being gay is wrong.
*.Taught that being straight is wrong
*.Been a good human.
*.Survived the Fartbomb 2000
*.Taught that depression hurts
*.Is better than everyone else
*.Stopped Global Warming .
*.Fell for my really dumb prank.OH COME ON!
*.Ate a strip of bacon.Yummy.
*.Saved Secret Talk from beingbroke (it's still broke).
*.Stop Gangsters .
*.Made Disney look stupid.
*.Called Elton John a guy.
*.Nobody is as great as Nobody.
*.Nobody is greater than anybody else.
*.Despite being the greatest person ever, Nobody is only loved by No One (which is the alias of Nobody)
*.Nobody loves You .
*.Nobody loves Your Mom .
*.Nobody loves Everybody .
*.Nobody really wants to be in the IMAF