My penis becomes really long when I look at beautiful women.

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anonymous user
@JesusChrist Who knew you were a pedophile Jesus, who knew. lol
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DearAgony
hm, try testing it on small children at a playground, and see if it produces the same effect. If anyone asks what you are doing, say "i'm conducting a medical experiment to see if my penis enlarges at teh sight of small children"

I guarantee they will leave you alone to finish your work.
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JesusChrist
I would hope so.
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DearAgony