I S**t In My Neighbors Yard

I sneak out after dark and s**t in my neighbors yard. I do this on a daily basis. He's an a*s so no remorse. I just hope he steps in it. I've been tempted to s**t on his porch, but haven't worked up the courage yet, soon, very soon though. Call me "The S**t Bird"
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Love it! I have been tempted to do the same on my boss' porch. I'd make sure to give myself diarrhea and eat a s**t ton of corn beforehand. I can imagine the mess that jerk would have to scrub up.
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Hothead
Awesome! If he has a chimney, u should drop a turd down it also. Epic!
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