Like it says in the title -- I pay prostitutes upwards of 300 clams and instead of having sexual congress with them, I worship their feet. I play with them, suck on their toes, lick their soles and use them to get me off. Then I squirt my hot white monkey fluid all over them. Afterwards, I fork over all of my hard earned dough and they snatch it away from me. I live in a hovel.