I gotta big secret too!

I got abducted by alien moo cows and they all gang banged me and now I'm pregnant with a little baby alien moo cow from moo cowtopia and when I got back obama kidnapped me and raped me and then dumped me in the ocean to die! Until a flock of seagulls came and saved me and then I met spiderman and he fukked me too and transformed the little alien baby to spider moo cow baby and It was just one fukked up crazy fukkin experience! Oh and I forgot that monkeys forced me to wear spandex or they would rip my dick off! IT SUCKED!
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ScottyIsAGangsta
You have insulted cows. Tomorrow you shall be shunned forever!

Moo >:|
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AnnoyingCow
MWAHAHA! It was poisoned! YOUR DEAD! HAHAHA!
You better feed me that cupcake like a mother bird right fucking now.
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TheWildOne
-Eats the CUPCAKE.-
Oh no wonder! I was kinda out of it at the moment cuz I had just been fukked like 30 different times! :P
*hands you a cupcake*
I was riding on the Vlasic birds back.
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CanIHaveACupcake
Oh right wildone! O.o Were you there!? Cuz how else would you know!?

lol yes cupcakezzzzz!!!!
no stfu!!! It wasn't a "flock of seagulls" It was the Vlasic bird.
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TheWildOne
xD Cupcakes. -drolls-
Yeah I know right! Cows have big....*cough*..........Yes I shall take over the world and be the ruler and make cupcakez everyday!
Holy cows, sorry man. HEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!