About 5 years ago, I said 'hi' to a woman. Unbeknownst to me all this time, she was so psychologically tormented by an ugly guy saying 'hi' to her that she began repressing feelings of being "sexually assaulted." 5 years later, she decided it was the right time to speak up. Naturally, I was unable to defend myself because it was an ugly guy's word against hers. As a result, I have no choice but to kill myself in order to repent for my crime. Thanks for reading.