I was walking down a crowded city street and I accidentally brushed against a female human being and she took one look at me and screamed, "RAPE! RAPE! RAAAPE!" Without even gathering all the facts, 7 full grown men beat me down into a bloody pulp and then a cop came and tased me and threw me in lockup. In addition to posting bail, I had to issue a formal apology to the woman in court and award her $1,000,000 in damages. I'm currently serving 10,000 hours of community service in order for a chance to rejoin society.