High Five? WTF?

That had to be the most lame, embarrassing exchange after sex.

"High five, good teamwork."

I look up, and he seriously has his hand up for me to slap it. I do, not getting it at all.

"What the hell?" I ask as I'm doing it.

"What, would you want a pat on the back instead?"

"Oh my god"

Smh. We had just finished having sex, not winning a relay race. It wasn't even good sex. Just ew, ew, EW! That exchange was just complete WTF-ivity. I don't even understand what I'm in this about. I must just be f****d up in the head, because. . . wow.
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Mopy
Laugh as you'd like. The whole thing is pretty funny.

He knows now that I'm no longer interested in being just fuckbuds, but my actions override what I've told him, and it has been my choice to initiate the sex each and every time, so it's all on me. I really have no right to b***h about it, I well know, but his actions are no less exasperating, and I just can't help but document it. LOL!
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Mopy
Lol You write well.
Sorry for laughing, you described it funny.
Basically what it means is that he sees you as a buddy, f**k buddy at best. 0℅ emotion.
Did it also to an ex that felt nothing for.
It's not on purpose.
Does he know you're not interested in merely f**k buddy's?
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loop
Was there any facials or double anal penetration involved? This could have sent a sense of accomplishment through his body. My grandmother often high fives her negro manservant after he screams into a funnel that is delicately placed in her a*s for an hour. This excites the old broad and she then high fives.
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JustinIgger
That's terrible, I hope this wasn't that Darick guy? Sorry that happened to you. You should put these guys under the microscope before you set it out to them. Doesn't any guys of today know how to respect and romance a woman? That's all they think of is themselves, but then again it's the women's fault too for letting them "pass go," if you know what I mean." High five what a assholeeeeee. Most men are heartless sex robots. Lol like their bottom part is the only thing that works, but it depends if they know how to use it without only just pleasing themselves.
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epcrasher
Haha, that sounded so cringe-worthy just reading it. Sorry you had to go through that
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rinnamix
He sounds like an a*****e. Remember your body is a temple and thusly only the best of the best should be allowed entrance, keep on being beautiful
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