"High five, good teamwork."
I look up, and he seriously has his hand up for me to slap it. I do, not getting it at all.
"What the hell?" I ask as I'm doing it.
"What, would you want a pat on the back instead?"
"Oh my god"
Smh. We had just finished having sex, not winning a relay race. It wasn't even good sex. Just ew, ew, EW! That exchange was just complete WTF-ivity. I don't even understand what I'm in this about. I must just be f****d up in the head, because. . . wow.