Oh, and a heartfelt laugh goes out to some YouTube member whose username is long since forgotten; who in 2012 had written, "2009? I can't wait!"
Thank you both, for making me feel like I am not that idiotic. It is much appreciated. Now get a dictionary - and a calendar.
And if your eyes have been subjected to pitiful mistakes on the computer, feel free to share. We all like to find humor at the expense of others!