Extra! Extra! Red Hot News! Cynic The Rag Doll Exposed!

Breaking News: Cynic Issues Statement To Secret Talk

A must read on the HOT section. Get it while it's sizzling hot!

Hide yo' kids, wife, and grandma cause the gunslingers are out in full force on this forum that done just become the Wild Wild West! Yeeehaaaaaa!

So glad someone finally trashes Cynic in a totally epic way.

Cynic is getting treated like a rag doll by the whole secret talk community. This was long overdue. This is by far the best attack on Cynic I have read on secret talk. It's logical, clear, comedic, and obviously attacks the very heart and existence of Cynic as a real person off the grid. Someone just took a s**t on Cynic's face and had the courtesy to wipe him clean with splashes of urine.

More than 4 years of posting hate on secret talk? You are a sad man, Mr. Cynic! Shame on you!

All hail the mysterious and ghostly sheriff in town, GREENROCK! Mr. Green's teeth are mauling you beyond belief. You is Mr. Green's f**k boy and rag doll, Cynic. In the words of Smokey from the movie Friday, "You just got knocked the f**k out!"

From now on, all responses to Cynic should include the following three things: 1) Haaaaa! 2) How long has your mother been a whore, Cynic? and 3) He-Whore.

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

Greenrock! Greenrock! Greenrock! Greenrock! Greenrock!


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anonymous user
Plus he is Communist CHINESE!
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Marshmallow, when people post. Their post isn't a good reflection of who they are as a person, nor what emotions they are truly dealing with. There is no truth when someone posts a paragraph or two about themselves.

To run off a pargraph and somehow act like you know everything about a person after reading it is stupid.

Why doesn't Cynic post about his problems? About his errors?

Pretty funny how he doesn't like to be judged and acts like a little b***h when people say things about him. But he thinks he can disrespectfully and ignorantly spew out his dumb thoughts that in no way, shape, or form reflect the original posters' mindset, position in life, etc.

Cynic and his whorish mother should work for the tabloids. He's great at sensationalizing and taking peoples' opinions out of context.
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I dont really get why do people hate on him, i know he acts like an a*****e sometimes, but some other times he just speaks the true.
Cynic, you're a serial emotional rapist on this website. And you still think you deserve fair trial and benefit of the doubt?

I bet you run on the same psycho mentality that the Colorado theater shooter runs on. After the shooter killed all those people in the theatre, he must have thought, "Damn, I need a fair trial that will last 1+ years." Haaaa!

You epitomize ignorance, evil, and lack of accountability. You must be incredibly moronic if you think you deserve sympathy and kindness, when about 95% of this site hates your guts because all you do is post hate.

So really. How long has your mother been a whore? Stop being a He-whore and tell us. Haaaaa!
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Haaaa! Cynic, you're all butt hurt, huh? Haaaa! You must be if you're bringing up all these "facts" and "stories" that don't apply to me at all. You are too funny! I am laughing at how scared and beaten you are. Haaa!

Accept defeat, Cynic. You already got broken in two. Your pieces are all on the floor and you're on your knees, trying to put them back together. Wooo!

The funniest part started at the beginning of your reply. I don't have a brother! Haaaa!
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So let me guess, your brother is coming to visit for Christmas, and you can already feel the condemnation that your family tries to avoid expressing about the immense failure that you have turned out to be, so you are going to try to make up for it by posting a bunch of these so you can prove that you are even a failure at being a troll?

Sucks to be you, greenrock12.


Next time around, make sure that you are producing the right effect: ROSES!

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