Did I Just Have Sex With My Guitar?

Long story short, I had my guitar resting on my lap, facing me with the bottom pretty much where my d**k is. I started struming, and my d**k responded to the vibrations. I eventually came doing this.
My question is did I just have sex with my guitar, or because there was no penetration involved was it more like a guitar hand job? Need to know because I'm not sure if I'm still a virgin or not and want some clarity.
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MisterMlnuteHand
Better get checked out, might get splinters ;p
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SilentSong
That explains why your guitar gently weeps.
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EverydayNormalGuy
What can I say? I am lightning rod for controversy.
Go seek some sex education, or a class so you can understand more about sex. Good luck.
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