The first time I tasted my own diarrhea was an accident. Or an ASSident, as I like to call it. LOL! I sharted one time and didn't realize I crapped my pants. Later, as it leaked down my leg and onto the floor, I noticed a brown liquid pooling. Naturally, I assumed it was chocolate. Being a chocolate lover, I immediately put my finger in the middle and straight into my mouth. My reaction was twofold; at first, horrifying realization that I had tasted my own dung -- and then the horrifying realization that I LOVED it.
Since then, I've often diarrheaed into a cup and consumed it, like Cup o' Noodles (or Cup o' Shittles, as I call it -- LOL!). Nobody understands me and everyone shuns me and now I'm contemplating suicide