Dear Joe who's house is behind mine

Could you please, please close your robe in the morning when you step on your back patio.I'm begging you.Almost every morning like perfect timing, you come out with your robe open and everything hanging free.Every morning I go out to feed my dog, and you're out there on your patio with your chicamanjunga hanging loose.Yes I see you wave at me every morning with your robe open and everything hanging free.And I would love to reply with a friendly "hello" but with you like that and it like hanging, it just makes me want to run back in the house, and stab my eyes out with scissors.So please for the sake of me, please close your robe.

Sincerely,
Sage
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TheSkrewedLife
Seems like he wants you to want him.

Gross.
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Unwavering
Haha. That must suck. I'm glad that there are no houses behind mine :P
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