Cynic, I need your help!

I'm a fat fucking asshole and I deserve to die. I really need to lose weight. I'm inviting you to use your biting wit and intellect to keep me motivated enough to lose 70 pounds. I am already exercising everyday, I just keep eating all the wrong foods...

Please, I implore you...I invite you to use ALL the tools at your disposal to make me feel like the lowest piece of scum of the Earth at my expense.

If you're not Cynic, PLEASE don't reply.
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anonymous user
I'M NOT A FUCKING TROLL!
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anonymous user
Look in the mirror every day to remind you what you are trying to do. If you ignore the problem, you will never have the motivation to continue.
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WastedYears
Silly troll, you might want to consider the amount of truth in your own words.
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Cynic
Whatever I want to see, isn't really there.

I prefer not to look in the mirror as much as possible.

I don't know anybody who hates themselves as much as I do.

I just want to die, or lose weight trying.
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anonymous user
Just look in the mirror. What do you want to see, and how can you make that happen?
You should be motivated by the thought of bettering yourself, not by the thought of condemnation by the rest of the world.
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WastedYears
I don't know. I've tried everything...
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anonymous user
Maybe what you need is a different kind of help. Maybe not the kind motivated by self-loathing?
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WastedYears
I already hate myself and wish I was dead, I was just looking for some motivation from Cynic. He claims to help people out, in his own style...
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anonymous user
Hmm... Sometimes it's best to think before you say things like this.
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WastedYears
Great, now I'm suicidal.

That backfired on me.
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anonymous user
Either that or because I'm not actually terribly concerned if a fat fucking asshole dies.

Oh and OP, I don't need to use any tools at my disposal to make you feel like what you are, you just need to stop the whole denial thing.
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Cynic
i saw this earlier....he will more than likely not reply because he cant do emotions...
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