Captain's Log: Day 11,051

Valentine's Day. I sit here, alone, with my penis in my hand. My fingers are covered in lubricant as they trace the veins of my shaft down from glans to scrotum. My hand travels up and down in a graceful, sliding motion as my mouth parts and a moan escapes my lips.

I Am Alone.
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anonymous user
This is sort of funny, but only because I'm alone too. I don't focus on Valentine's as a real holiday, because I've been single basically my whole life... So... You're not alone in that aspect.
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Gnirps
Okay, let's be really smart and try figure out why you're all alone shall we? Doesn't really take a rocket scientist.
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