Breaking News: Cynic Issues Statement To Secret Talk

I am Cynic. I am above everyone else. I read paragraphs on Secret Talk and understand who you are as a person without having any minimal doubts. I am great at making assumptions about who you are.

Oh, and if you attack me, I turn into a wannabe passive intellectual who suddenly knows how to play the nice guy role. Look at me become so defensive through the use of dry humor and kiddish wit. My writing is so smart and full of golden complexity.

My mother loves to snort cocaine, and she has a lot of boyfriends that visit her every day. If you pay my mother $150, you can hang out with her for 1-hour and get to meet her whorish side. Whores raise whores. I am a little whore.

I have no friends, family, or relatives that care about me. I wouldn't know what it's like to be kind and offer helpful constructive criticism, mainly because I lack love experience in my personal life.

I prowl through Secret Talk, find the most ailing posters, and crush their little souls so that they continue to dig themselves deeper into an emotional hole. People that I have encountered in life never cared for me, so why should I care for anyone?

I am a Big Bad Wolf online, but when I step outside the door, I clean my whorish emotional state and pass as a fake Mr. Nice Guy to the rest of the world. I am a walking contradiction. I am afraid to post my errors and failures on Secret Talk because the second I do that, I become vulnerable and weak to the masses.

If you prove me wrong, I dig through Secret Talk and post URL's to other posts that help my case. I am a control freak and I am never wrong.

People hate me on this site. Search my name on the search bar, and marvel at all of the hate messages people have written to me. I'll still shamelessly defend my character and horrible reputation on this site no matter what.

I am Cynic and I post with my user name, so that makes me extra brave.

I sometimes poke my head out of my bedroom window at night and look up at the sky. I gaze at the brightest star and think, "How long has my mother been a whore?"

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anonymous user
Ryan's "real name" began with an L, and was a Chinese word. We e-mailed each other exactly twice.

It was simple to tell he did not speak English as a first language (or at least did not want to appear that he did).

I haven't had any contact with him in at least 4 years now.

By the way, if anyone here ever bothered to have a little bit of an honest and realistic perspective on their own lives (and a scant few do), they may find Cynic is a good deal more sensible than he's painted to be by people like OP.

It's interesting to me that OP wants to claim Cynic spends so much energy and effort on whatever (what the effort was supposedly spent on wasn't really ever made clear by OP, just some vague nonsense), when he/she went to all this trouble to make this silly little post, and reply with these meaningless comments that basically amount to "Look at me! I'm the king of imagining I did something clever and amazing on a website I readily admit doesn't really matter!"

There are disturbed people, and then there's whatever sort of obsession that is.
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Unwavering
Cynic, you're my b***h! Go get me another beer, f**k boy!
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anonymous user
Yup, you are just trying way too hard now. Probably going to pop a blood vessel or something.


You better start afresh, like you tried to do before. It didn't work out so well, but your luck is bound to change sooner or later.
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Cynic
I knew it!

He's Chinese!
^ ^
Hehehehe

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TheDevil
Ruferd, do you know how long Cynic's mother has been a whore? Haaaaa! Only low-class whores support other low-class whores.
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anonymous user
"The only supporters you have are the other members in your 4+ year I-have-no-life club on Secret Talk."

False.
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ruferd
https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnamFerzNvw

"Haaaa!"
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Phrase
Haaaa! I'm laughing! Look at Cynic trying so hard to defend his s**t stain reputation. It's pathetic and just real sad to see.

You're a broken man! There's no fixing you, Cynic. Haaaa! Stop it. You're not taken seriously. The only supporters you have are the other members in your 4+ year I-have-no-life club on Secret Talk.

You got played like a f*****g flute! Look at you get so bent out of shape! Haaaa! I am laughing at how defensive you are.

You got exposed for the little b***h that you are. Toot-du-loo-foo-dee-fui! That's the sound of the flute that continues to play you! Haaaa!
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anonymous user
What's this? Websites expire?

That's not how it works, boyo. You may want to ask around, so that you don't sound dumber than you really are. If it was, this site would have closed down years ago. BTW, last time I checked the site was hosted closer to the west coast of the USA, so it probably moved in the spate of "updates" we had. Hosting and even location of registration for a website don't always relate to where the owner is. Look at the pirate bay websites for an example.

You may have to ask one of the even OLDER heads than mine, about Ryan. I got the impression that a few of them knew a fair bit about him, but then a lot of people used to think that I was a moderator/owner, so that goes to show you. But I don't ever remember hearing that Ryan was Canadian.

Oh wait, there you were dropping little bits of information to suggest that you have information about something you wanted to sound knowledgeable about, and I ruin it by correcting you. Bad Cynic.


As to the time I have spent on here, yup I have been here a while. But there is at least one member that I can think of, who seems to make posts almost every day, about his life, and seems to get no more than a passing glance from most folk. In fact the only person who seemed to respond positively much of the time, is one who should be institutionalized, according to said member. Why would he keep coming back after all these years? It's sorta sad really.


Oops. I done did it again, didn't I? Bad bad, Cynic.



Hey at least you're making improvement on that "hehehe" thing, maybe you don't want people linking "whorewhorewhore" with your username?
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Cynic
Hey, I like the "mindless cow that gets excited by the sight of a pasture". thing.

that made me laugh.

hahaha

and I agree with you all the way on the 4yrs thing. Whoa.

yes that is sad.

Though , I've been here for a while. Don't intend to stay. But I think he will still be on here up until the sites expiration date. which is in what? 12 yrs.

You can look it up. The site originates out of china and is being proxy hosted by some dude in texas hired by the Chinese guy . Where the host server is located(texas). Something like that.

Wouldn't it be a hoot if he was actually Communist Chinese rather than Canadian like he poses as.

Anyway. Funny junk. And that's all it adds up to.

^ ^

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TheDevil
3 things to take away from this:

1) Cynic is a "He-whore." Thank The Devil for that one. Brilliant.

2) Your mother is a whore. But we want to really know. How long has your mother been a whore?

3) "Haaaa!" really ticks you off.
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You should ask Fuzzy to share her meds with you, because your posts suggest that you are delusional, arguing against things that aren't there.

But hey I don't blame you for trying to use the reply you worked so hard on, even though I have this really nasty habit of not walking blindly into your traps.

Keep trying, though. You may eventually get it right.
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Cynic
Thank you for proving everything I wrote about you is true, Cynic. Worthless attempts to cover up the pain you hold inside. It's too late.

Only a f*****g tool and imbecile that has no reputation on this site argues in his favor. I did my job. Have fun wasting your life on this site for 4+ more years. How f*****g sad! Haaaa!

I must have said too many truthful things about you to have you get so bent out of shape. Like I said, you got played like a f*****g flute!
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anonymous user
No wonder you were afraid to be seen next to someone who is a success in life, the only place that you compare favourably to others is in your own head. I mean, you try so hard, but on every occasion you just end up failing to achieve. Just as an example, did you really think that deleting the earlier threads means that nobody else will remember what's gone on?

Sucks to be you.


But hey, keep trying. It just makes me look better. Even TD is confused about whether this is all just a ploy to make sure I'm looking better than him. (Even though it's not very hard to do that, and he IS easy to confuse.)
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Cynic
Hey, come on in! I was just working on my greenrock12 statue. Haaaa! I am almost done with the statue's crown of thorns. Haaa!

Cynic, you're so shady that it's laughable. I love the fake bravado you get when you are attacked and exposed for the piece of trash that you are on this site, and in the real world. Haaaa!

But seriously, 4+ years on this site? Surely that must reflect how socially depraved and lonely you are as a person. It must suck to be you, literally. When I ran into this site, I told myself, "Let's try this out for giggles. Let's post about the most blasphemous topics to see the reaction." (This is where you take that line and elaborate on who I am as a person.) Haaaa! So I had my fun and I will soon depart. Trust me on that one. Haaa!

But you. You really take this trashy site seriously. You're the captain He-whore of this site. Look at you come in with cape on and attitude rehearsed. You're an incredibly sad person, and it's just so easy to see through your writing. The fact that you pour so much thought and energy into this is so sad. Do you not have a life that you can pour real, concrete energy like that into? 4+ years, really? Heck, I cut ties with Facebook after my first 8 months!

And the fact that you think all posts are genuine and expressive of real applicable energy. How sad! Just think about all of the posters on here who post for the sake of posting, who post fiction just to see the reaction. And here you steadily trek down the hillside like some mindless cow that gets excited by the sight of pasture. Haaaa!

I would post time and time again with the most stupid, unreasonable perspectives. And here you came to the rescue to post your two cents all the time! I could just picture how excited you got. Your eyes lit up like bulbs. Those little fingers moving like speed demons on the keyboard. Haaa!

One thing is for certain, Cynic. It's so easy to play you like a f*****g flute. Incredibly easy. And the fact that this happens is reflective of how uncontrollable and washed up your life is on the other side. Gosh, it's amazing to see you try and put the pieces of the puzzle to posts 24/7.

You collided with a schemer that did this for giggles, and you fell into the plan consistently. That's how I realized: "This guy isn't that smart, and he's sad as f**k."

Do you hear that tune? That's the tune of the flute that played you! But seriously, how long has your mother been a whore? Haaa!
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Isn't this where you claim to not be using the username greenrock12, look like the fool you are, and then run away and delete the thread? I mean the latest attempts haven't worked out any better for you than the last time, and that should tell you something.

I suppose that if you were smart you'd have figured it out from the first time around. Now, run on off and cry some more about what a failure you have turned out to be in life.


@TD, don't you worry about throwing stones in glass houses? I mean, come on, who is dumb enough to use a joke like "he-whore" when they are well known for going "hehehe" as often as you are? Guess what people are going to start seeing in their mind's eyes when you start with the "I am untouchable, hehehe" routine from now on.

I mean it's one thing that I point out that you aren't as bright as you hope, but it's another thing entirely to keep proving me right. I figure you should go back to taking potshots from locked threads. You're safer there. ;)
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Cynic
C-Word, thank you for the "Haaa!" appreciation! I know Cynic the He-Whore read this.

Last time I called Cynic out for not replying to my post he wrote, "Sorry that I was focusing on my own life instead of checking into this website to reply to you." Haaaa! Cynic the whore always has grand excuses!

Cynic the whore replies to so many posts. Heck, you can find 4-year-old posts by Cynic and Secret Talk posters that hate on Cynic. 4+ years that Cynic has of being a hater on this website.

I don't even have 4 months of being active on this site, and Cynic is on 4+ years on Secret Talk? That is sad! I'm going to quit this site soon, and Cynic will keep on trucking on this site like the whore he is for countless more years.

Once a whore, always a whore. Cynic, stop playing with us. How long has your mother been a whore? Haaaa!
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anonymous user
I just found tons of free Steam games at http:/getsteamgifts.com/ I got my Steam Gift Card there!
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ace22ooos
"Haaa!"
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tanyalasagna
Believe what you will, but the response is still the same, "He-Whore" is f*****g hilarious, i just lol'd. my boss came by and asked if I was okay. I wasn't obviously, because this post gave me cancer, obviously.
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JesusChrist
JesusChrist and The Devil. How ironic. What are the chances that this dichotomy exists on the same post and its message board. Haaaa! The same person types for both accounts. Duh.
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anonymous user
A "He-whore" with multiple accounts you say ---hehehe

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TheDevil
I hate it when people see a username like "Cynic" (being cynical) and expect postive remarks, rainbows and kittens, to come flying out of his a*s. I would call Cynic a d**k if his name were something like "happyfunpositivethoughts" but it's not, and i don't understand what kind of dipsh*t would expect anything less than a cynical person, and truly be offended by his comments.



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