It is reported by several employees at SecretTalk, LLC, that Cynic groped and manhandled Mopy and several other female commenters during his tenure from 2009-2017. Recently, more accusers have come forward to testify against Cynic. Accusations include bullying, general snark and "inappropriate touching." Whether that refers to Cynic physically molesting commenters or pleasuring himself while doing so is not made clear in the initial testimony.

Cynic has been formally reprimanded from setting foot in SecretTalk from now on. He has a court-mandated restraining order which forbids him from making public comments on SecretTalk of any nature. The entire community breathes a massive sigh of relief as his longstanding crimes against the public are finally punished. The chickens are coming home to roost.