(Please note that the please read portion does not apply to you but was rather a ploy to grab my attention when sifting through notes.)
PLEASE READ- Note to self: Guy that looks like Jack in a blue minivan parked next to you last night and started having sex with a partner of yet undetermined gender(Probably a chick). Write about this on SecretTalk.com.

To be fair this was like at 12:00PM so I was pretty sleepy. What can I say? It was entertaining. The only thing I clearly remember is when I shouted out my window "I'm totally not jacking off right now!"