Hark how the balls,
Sweet shiny balls,
All seem to say,
Shoot cúm away

Cocksmas is here,
Bringing good queer,
To young and old,
Meek and the bold.

Ding dong ding dong
That is my song
With joyful ring
Masturbating.

One seems to hear
Fúcks of good cheer
From everywhere
Filling the air.

Oh how they pound,
Raising the sound,
O'er hill and dale,
Fúcking their tail.

Gayly they fúck
While fággots suck
Dícks of good cheer,
Cocksmas is here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cocksmas,
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cocksmas.

On on they bend,
On without end,
Their joyful cúm
On every bum.

Ding dong ding dong
Ding dong ding dong

Hark how the balls,
Sweet shiny balls,
All seem to say,
Shoot cúm away

Cocksmas is here,
Bringing good queer,
To young and old,
Meek and the bold.

Oh how they pound,
Raising the sound,
O'er hill and dale,
Fúcking their tail.

Gayly they fúck
While fággots suck
Dícks of good cheer,
Cocksmas is here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cocksmas, Merry Cocksmas
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cocksmas, Merry Cocksmas

On on they bend,
On without end,
Their joyful cúm
On every bum.