ImAFuckingFaggot

I Have An Undigested Ball Of Cúm In My Tummy

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HardBlackNiggerDick

I Engaged In An Act Of Sexual Congress With A Narwhal

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EverydayNormalGuy

My Life Would Be Better If My Parents Weren't Cheap Cowards

This is an open letter to my parents: F**k you. You f****d me up. It's all your fault. You made me this way. I am the Frankenstein's monster of all your neuroses, idiosyncrasies and...
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GimmieThatPie

Not A Great Week

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HardBlackNiggerDick

I Gave A Woodpecker A Handy

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ladyinlincoln

Its A Lie

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0 comments | 8 days ago by anonymous user
Helpmecomeout

Can’t Confess To Love

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lola333

How I Got My Husband Back And Make Him Love Me More

my husband of 9 years left me just because i could not give him A child, i did all i could to make sure i give him a child, i even went to an extent of forcing him to have sex with me...
0 comments | 9 days ago by lola @lola333
lola333

How I Got My Husband Back And Make Him Love Me More

my husband of 9 years left me just because i could not give him A child, i did all i could to make sure i give him a child, i even went to an extent of forcing him to have sex with me...
0 comments | 9 days ago by lola @lola333
HardBlackNiggerDick

I Cheated On My Wife With An Emu

I told her it was a one time thing, but it has actually been going on for 3 years....
1 comment | 9 days ago by anonymous user
GimmieThatPie

Typical Sunday Evening

The night has been vaguely weird. He started out begging to go and fetch ice cream, and I said we could definitely do that. I said one thing and it angered him, somehow, and he just...
0 comments | 9 days ago by anonymous user
crystal_swift

I’m In Love With My Teacher

So I’m a girl and I’m 20 yrs old now. It all started when I was 16. It started the first day of school. My teacher started fixing my shirt. It was a plaid vest with a collar. It...
1 comment | 9 days ago by Crystal @crystal_swift
HardBlackNiggerDick

I Fúcked A Megalodon Once

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0 comments | 9 days ago by anonymous user
Mopy

Death By Saliva

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0 comments | 10 days ago by Mopy @Mopy
HardBlackNiggerDick

I Prematurely Ejaculated With A Cheetah

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0 comments | 10 days ago by anonymous user
HardBlackNiggerDick

I Stick Thumbtacks Into My Penis

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0 comments | 11 days ago by anonymous user