I Hope I Leave

When I'm no longer needed, I'm no longer wanted. I feel like I already knew this deep down. I wish I could open a secret door on the ground, and fall through. It's appealing because...
2 comments | 12 days ago by safetynetxo @safetynetxo

I've Had Some Of The Greatest Experiences Of My Life While Gaming

Isn't it kind of sad that to achieve anything in this world, you have to do it virtually? I guess a certain generation of people can't understand this way of thinking. They make me...
3 comments | 12 days ago by EverydayNormalGuy @EverydayNormalGuy

I Have To Lay Down A Tarp Every Time I Womp The Wallaby

Every time I slop the hog, I need to lay down an industrial grade tarp measuring 20 feet in every direction. And even then, I still end up splattering the ceiling and getting rained...
0 comments | 12 days ago by anonymous user