I Stopped Talking To This Guy

I've known him for years but I just would get together randomly with him, and nothing special. He would just be wanting to use me basically I guess. He would always have to alcohol...
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I Teabagged Myself

There I was, lying supine on my back with my legs outstretched upward and my beans and franks hanging down in front of my face. The balls are substantially bigger than the stalk, so...
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My Kunt Is Feckless

Because nobody will feck me...
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My Penis Is All Head, No Shaft

When my parents gave me my circumcision, they took too much off the top. . . :(...
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Here, Have A Life Update

I haven’t talked to my mom in a long time now. It’s been a month since I’ve truly spoken to her. Since Maggie died and she said some choice things, I just don’t want to speak to her....
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