A Surplus Of Sadness

I don't know how to do anything. I'm stuck, I'm trapped. I don't know how to get myself out of this hole and I don't have the strength to lift myself up. I just want to give up and...
0 comments | 4 months ago by TheDude @EverydayNormalGuy

Word Of Mouth

Now the world is getting older There's a few things to be said Do you believe the things they told you Do you believe the things you've read There's a rumour on the corner But it's...
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My Balls Contain All The Ancient Mysteries Of The Universe Within

I can wield that great power (and great responsibility) to create new human life or to spackle the ceiling. Think about that the next time your girlfriend is chowing down on a warm...
0 comments | 4 months ago by anonymous user

The Royal Wedding

The Royal Wedding has not only brought together Prince Harry and his new duchess, but it's brought us all together. For one moment, we escaped the monotony and hideousness of our own...
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Only Worthless Nigga Faggots Hear The Word Yanny

It's laurel, biatches...
0 comments | 4 months ago by anonymous user