I Shoot Sperm Everywhere

Everywhere I go, I leave DNA behind. The walls, the floors, the ceilings. Faucets, handles, curtains, sheets, professional equipment. There's nothing you can touch that I haven't shot...
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I Queef Out Of My Penis

An unfortunate side effect of Flomax (for enlarged prostates) is a thing called retrograde ejaculation wherein the semen goes inward into the bladder instead of being expelled outward...
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Feeling A Bit Brighter

He came on Friday, brought food and love. We went to the movies Saturday, saw the new Avengers with his little brother. Another ticket stub for the collection. The sex was magnificent...
0 comments | 4 months ago by anonymous user