My Online Man

This fine man has caught my eye Ever since I met him online His words give me wings to fly Fly to cloud number nine. I sail in dreams that he paints in deep and sexy eyes that smile,...
1 comment | 14 days ago by anonymous user

Can’t Even Remember The Movie

We went on a movie date this past weekend. You had a gift card, so we went to see Jumanji. Your brother came along. Halfway through, you threw your jacket on my lap and stuck your...
0 comments | 14 days ago by anonymous user

Slipped Up S**t

I’ve almost lived here for a year now. In that time I’ve done a disgustingly well job of staying out of people’s way. In fact when someone does manage to see me, they ask “Haven’t...
1 comment | 15 days ago by @shazam2011

Damnit, Arsehole Love

I did it. Something so saintly, it's disgusting. I did it for you, my very old and longest sweetheart, if you were ever he. And, you won't ever know that I did this for you. What...
0 comments | 15 days ago by anonymous user

I Just Blew Up On Him

Kinda exactly like what happened nearly a year ago. Lots of words, lots of snide, lots of self-righteousness that is completely justified and unavoidably true. Just like me. And, just...
1 comment | 15 days ago by Mopy @Mopy

Black Box ~ Stan Walker

Sending out a mayday We’re going down The thing we could've done Would've turned it round Everything we had, scattered everywhere Searching through the wreckage of a love affair...
0 comments | 15 days ago by anonymous user

I Get Depressed When I See Beautiful Women

It means I'm going to be going home and jerking myself off alone, again...
1 comment | 15 days ago by anonymous user