Advice needed

I am 18 years old, I'm a freshman at university, in the same town I've been living in with my parents for 10 years.I'm living at home, going to the university they wanted me to...
5 comments | 8 years ago by Joker @Joker

Ya know..?

Those showers, with scalding water pouring down your back.you breathe in and just soak it in.you can think and just be relaxed and rejuvinated.then you step out and open up the door...
1 comment | 8 years ago by anonymous user

I hate you all.

You're fired. except for my friend. hes pretty cool. notice I said friend.no friend(s).friend.k, cool....
2 comments | 8 years ago by anonymous user

9 More Working Days

The reason why our office is closing in 9 days, is because the government is shutting us down due to a new government service office opening in the same town, which will now attempt...
0 comments | 8 years ago by Mopy @Mopy

Oh

I accidently let out a huge fart in class today.just one bit *PPPPHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT* and then the end sounded bubbly.my butt hole hurt.then my belly rumbled again so I...
0 comments | 8 years ago by anonymous user

Beyond Redemption

No one`s gonna catch you when you fall.......
4 comments | 8 years ago by alex289 @alex289

I am

Going out with my friend's ex.I know it's a bitchy thing to do, but I'm crazy about him.And they have been broken up for a while, and she's had other boyfriends. so I don't...
2 comments | 8 years ago by Piano @Piano

Complications

What does he see in her, that he can't seem to see in me? She's without a doubt, one of the most horrendous girls in the school, yet he picks her over me? She talks trash about...
2 comments | 8 years ago by HelloLiz @HelloLiz

It gets harder...

Everyday to keep up with this persona I've created....With every day comes another layer....I'm startin to feel the weight and it's wearin me out....I dnt know how much more I can...
4 comments | 8 years ago by Anonymous0623 @Anonymous0623

My spooge is chunky.

Think I could sell it for extra at the sperm bank?...
6 comments | 8 years ago by FapMaster @FapMaster

Went to a funeral today /:

It was a catholic thing.. im not catholic.im christian and stuff but uh yeah..it was different, I didn't really realize what they were doing alot.i cried a ton though. They...
3 comments | 8 years ago by anonymous user

Yayz

I am no longer ailed with my malicious malady! ! BOOMSDAY :))))))))))))))))...
6 comments | 8 years ago by Firefly728 @Firefly728

I want to fap.

I want to fap until sperm flings out of my balls, like Spider-man's web fluid....
8 comments | 8 years ago by FapMaster @FapMaster

Help?

Wellllll, I like my bestfriend's brother.he turns 16 this weekend, he just liked my picture on facebook and my best friend commented saying for him to pretty much get lost off of my...
1 comment | 8 years ago by aligee @aligee

My ''best'' friend

Well today my friend and I got in a fight so I am going to list reasons why she is a shitty friend 1.Olivia she always bosses me around she always tells my secrets to...
2 comments | 8 years ago by paypay99 @paypay99

Do you guys know....

What a gdfbsah is?? Its something to describe a person here is what it means god damnit your a fuckin bitchin shittin ass hole...
0 comments | 8 years ago by anonymous user

What is a....

Sneaky cuban????...
3 comments | 8 years ago by paypay99 @paypay99

WHY????????????

WHY DO PPL DATE THE PPL THERE FAMILY WANT THEM WITH RATHER THEN THE PPL THEY WANT TO BE WITH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I AM IN LOVE WITH GIRLS! ! ! ! ! ...
4 comments | 8 years ago by girlfriends @girlfriends

WHY????????? ARGH

Why do people have to be soooo sexist? This world has enough hate and problems to do with racism and war and all kinds of shit without a prehistoric state of mind that women are...
2 comments | 8 years ago by Silentbreeze91 @Silentbreeze91

Life's a piece of shit when you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true....
3 comments | 8 years ago by rude @rude

Is anyone else in a really good mood today??

For some reason the things that usually make me paranoid and worried etc.just aren't bothering me today and I feel happy! I hope you guys do too :)))...
5 comments | 8 years ago by Silentbreeze91 @Silentbreeze91

I hope you die. I hope you die.

I hope you die, I hope you die. I hope you die, I hope you die....
3 comments | 8 years ago by anonymous user

I was pregnant

I was pregnant I got an abortion bekuz I'm only 17 and it went around the school bekuz some girl I dont like got into my files at school on the nurses office and came in class sayin...
3 comments | 8 years ago by snookiie93 @snookiie93

Been gone a while

How is everyone?...
2 comments | 8 years ago by J0k3r @J0k3r

Life is good

I'm staying home from school as i'm going to the doctor's and dentist's later.i have a good amount of pot, some snacks, and now i'm just going to kick back and enjoy the...
2 comments | 8 years ago by mylo @mylo

Everything is Happen for a Reason (read pls)

Bible verses Ecclesiastes 3:1-7 3 For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: 2 a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a...
3 comments | 8 years ago by Lorenzlc123 @Lorenzlc123

What happened today

- Most important exam of the year I failed. - I hung out with my friends.We all complained about this really bitchy girl.I admitted I've been talking about her, because I did and...
2 comments | 8 years ago by allyy @allyy

I dont know

I m scared that if I tell my ex I have a boyfriend that I love very much...he'll do something stupid.his parents have asked my parents if I want to marry him.we broke up along time...
1 comment | 8 years ago by imovedtochina @imovedtochina

Friendship

My best friend left me for someone more popular..i feel like im worth nothing :(...
2 comments | 8 years ago by MyLifesAFML @MyLifesAFML

Follow My Fears or My Dreams 2

My parents figured it out about me wanting to be a voice actor when the dude from the agency called.They probably hate me forever now.Both my parents think is stupid and won't make...
0 comments | 8 years ago by anonymous user